All my ladys & gentlemen, It’s a jungle world we live in and sometimes we may meet Monkey Questions…


Cultbelmonkey: If you were to suddenly appear in front of one of the school gates in Qianwei South right now, which one would you choose and why?

Ecoch: Southwest gate, closest to my dorm.

Zion

Zeamy: the southwest door

Oliver

CUU: 西南门,因为近

Lwp

zGqY: 北门,因为吃的东西多

Beeun: North gate


Cultbelmonkey: What’s your favorite color?

Ecoch: I like every color that vibrant. Can’t tell which I like most.

Zion:

Zeamy: pink

Oliver: Black

CUU: 绿色

Lwp:蓝色

zGqY: 黑色

Beeun: Blue


Cultbelmonkey: The scariest thing you feel right now.

Ecoch: being enforced to submit my groupwork

Zion:

Zeamy: IELTS

Oliver: A zombie suddenly appears and starts to attack me

CUU: 考试

Lwp:早八

zGqY: 失去身边的人

Beeun: Snake


Cultbelmonkey: Which K-Pop group you like most?

Ecoch: Don’t care about K-Pop

Zion:

Zeamy: no

Oliver: (G)I-DLE

CUU: 现在不追星,小时候最喜欢EXO

Lwp:Blackpink

zGqY: 不太了解啊呜呜

Beeun: I often listen to Rock & Roll, my favorite band is Queen!


Cultbelmonkey: Tomboy or Femboy, pick one.

Ecoch: tomboy

Zion:

Zeamy: Femboy

Oliver: tomboy

CUU: femboy,可以不用生孩子,还能有女孩子的美丽,可以当1也可以当0

Lwp:前者,因为我性取向正常

zGqY: Tomboy

Beeun: Tomboy


Cultbelmonkey: Which period you think like “oh, It’s tough”, just name one.

Ecoch: On my way to do my houseteacher work

Zion:

Zeamy: now

Oliver: Trying to get my first intern job

CUU: 期末考试复习备考的时候

Lwp:点外卖的时候

zGqY: 可以是未来的吗,感觉工作会让我觉得困难

Beeun: 大三


Cultbelmonkey: Anxiety or regret, which is worse?

Ecoch: regret

Zion:

Zeamy: regret

Oliver: regret. For something I feel desire for,I can still do something for it.

CUU: anxiety

Lwp:焦虑

zGqY: regret

Beeun: regret


Cultbelmonkey: Do you think Qianwei South is over-crowded?

Ecoch: no

Zion

Zeamy: yes

Oliver

CUU: 没有军爷的时候就不太挤

Lwp

zGqY: 确实

Beeun: Yes


Cultbelmonkey: If a barber ruin your hair, would you feel deep regret & how long would it last?

Ecoch: I will not, don’t care about my hair that much.

Zion:

Zeamy: yes; maybe 1 month

Oliver: I will and it will continue till the new hair has grown.

CUU: 会,过一段时间长出来就会好一点

Lwp:会 一两个小时?

zGqY: 嗯,直到我的头发自己长好了

Beeun: Maybe a week


Cultbelmonkey: How is it being a college student?

Ecoch: Boring…

Zion:

Zeamy: not bad

Oliver: Free and wild.Sometimes it’ll be a little bit confused.

CUU: 一般,活着就好

Lwp:无感 特别无感

zGqY: 人畜难分

Beeun: Wonderful and meaningful


Cultbelmonkey: Would you still eat an ice cream, when it’s pouring and you are holding an umbrella?

Ecoch: yes

Zion:

Zeamy: no

Oliver: Yes

CUU: 一般不吃,下雨的时候凉,容易窜稀,嘴特别馋的时候除外

Lwp:如果有,肯定会

zGqY: 会

Beeun: 不,我不会,我不喜欢吃ice cream,但也许是正新鸡排或者淀粉肠


Cultbelmonkey: Do you agree that the intersection of all the lies is a different kind of truth?

Ecoch: no

Zion:

Zeamy: yes

Oliver: No.Truth is truth.

CUU: no

Lwp:同意

zGqY: 有道理

Beeun: Yes


Cultbelmonkey: What’s your favorite fruit in autumn?

Ecoch: Kiwi, Dragon Fruit, Mango, Strawberry, Grape

Zion:

Zeamy: apple

Oliver: Pear

CUU: 都爱吃,谁不爱吃水果就地绞杀

Lwp:秋天有啥水果啊

zGqY: 苹果,面的那种

Beeun: 香蕉


Cultbelmonkey: If you were to fight with someone else, which weapon below you will choose and your opponent will use the other, a pineapple or a bowl of Lanzhou noodles?

Ecoch: A bowl of Lanzhou noodles, hhhhh

Zion:

Zeamy: pineapple

Oliver: Pineapple

CUU: 菠萝,没削皮的那种

Lwp:肯定兰州拉面啊

zGqY: 菠萝

Beeun: pineapple


Cultbelmonkey: Rice food or Noodle food?

Ecoch: rice

Zion:

Zeamy: noodle

Oliver: Rice food

CUU: 都爱吃,今晚就准备去吃红烧肉配米饭

Lwp:面条

zGqY: 面条

Beeun: Noodle food


Cultbelmonkey: Do you dare go bungee jumping?

Ecoch: no

Zion:

Zeamy: no

Oliver: Absolutely not.

CUU: 想试,但是胆小

Lwp:敢啊

zGqY: 不敢,恐高

Beeun: Wanna try »>


Cultbelmonkey: Have you ever lost a Bluetooth headset?

Ecoch: yes

Zion:

Zeamy: yes

Oliver: Yes.

CUU: 洗脸的时候戴着听歌,掉下水道里了

Lwp:好多次

zGqY: 没丢过哈哈哈

Beeun: Yes, I lost 2 sets of that


Cultbelmonkey: Your feet and hands, which is cleaner?

Ecoch: both

Zion:

Zeamy: both

Oliver: hands

CUU: 按理说都不太干净,但是总感觉手要干净一点

Lwp:脚啊,穿着袜子了

zGqY: 手吧

Beeun: hands maybe


Cultbelmonkey: What time do you have dinner?

Ecoch: 4 p.m. to 5 p.m.

Zion:

Zeamy: it depends…

Oliver: around 7 p.m.

CUU: 今晚六点去吃红烧肉

Lwp:饿的时候

zGqY: 6点左右

Beeun: 6


Cultbelmonkey: Which place you prefer to live in, a claw machine or a mailbox?

Ecoch: claw machine

Zion:

Zeamy: mailbox

Oliver: Mailbox

CUU: mailbox

Lwp:邮箱?没太看懂

zGqY: claw machine是什么东西,那选这个吧

Beeun: Mailbox


Cultbelmonkey: Which cover below you like most?

Ecoch: 3

Zion:

Zeamy: the last one

Oliver: No.2

CUU: 除了二都能有可能喜欢

Lwp:第二个

zGqY: 第一个

Beeun: 2


Cultbelmonkey: Do you trust vows?

Ecoch: no

Zion:

Zeamy: no

Oliver: Yes

CUU: 这得看是谁说的,只要是男人说的就不信

Lwp:半信半疑

zGqY: 不信一点

Beeun: trust


Cultbelmonkey: Is pre-made dishes a good invention?

Ecoch: It’s nasty

Zion:

Zeamy: no

Oliver: Yes. The invention itself is definitely a positive thing,but some restaurants use it in a wrong way.

CUU: 只要它好吃、吃不死我,我就觉得它是个good invention

Lwp:我认为是有市场的

zGqY: 感觉不太健康

Beeun: Yes, It is